Saturday, June 28, 2014

Ann Coulter: AMERICA'S FAVORITE NATIONAL PASTIME: HATING SOCCER

Ann and Bill
Most sane people know that Senorita Ann Coulter craves attention -- negative or positive doesn't matter -- notoriety sells books and brings invitations to speak.

This is her con. She knows the game.

If she can stir up the Mississippi gene in many Americans -- wherever they reside -- she can continue to live the lifestyle of the rich and famous.

She works OT to remain in the game. Her MO: lobbing offensive verbal Molotov Cocktails. Hate speech is her bread and butter. She relishes her ability to rile up folks, particularly la gente de izquierda (liberals).

Thursday, June 26, 2014

Bill Clinton to Dick Cheney: "Shut up and sit yo azz down."

Former President Bill Clinton is peerless in his ability to frame the issue and discussion of the day.

With the combination of his folksy roots in Arkansas and his Rhodes Scholar education in Oxford, Bill Clinton can "chop up" the complicated into bubba-speak.

When Bill speaks, for better or worse (usually always better), people listen.

Wednesday, June 25, 2014

The Obama effect: The rise in ammosexualism

Ammosexualilty defined

A sexual fetish that finds pleasure in the power to kill dozens of people with the pull of a trigger.

An ammosexual may understand the desire of other people to live, but feels all the greater pleasure in contemplating that he has the power to overcome that desire with his power.

Ammosexuals are very protective of their fetish, and attack even the slightest gun safety measure on the grounds that they interfere with their pleasure.

Sunday, June 22, 2014

President Obama: Fact check

As Detective Friday (Dragnet) would state: "All we want are the facts, ma'am."

Or, as Flava Flav rapped: "Just kick the ballistics, Gee."

And my words: "Don't get it twisted, son."