Knee-Grow of the Season: Albert Haynesworthless
Redskins defensive lineman Albert Haynesworth denied allegations that he slid his credit card into the bra of a waitress and then touched her breast, according to court papers filed Wednesday offering the former Titan a plea deal in the sexual-abuse case.
His alleged reply:
I know what this is about, she is just upset I have a white girlfriend. I couldn't tell you the last time I dated a black girl. She was trying to get with me... (I don't) even like black girls.
I could say, talkin bout gold-diggas, Big Al, do you really think that white girl would be by your side if you were not making major figgas?
I could say, Big Al, doesn't your ignorant azz realize you diss you grandmother, mother, sister, daughters etc as unworthy with your duh-duh, dumb comments.
I could say, Big Al, when you utter such nonsensical ish like this, you are demonstrating nothing but self-hate and self-denigration.
However, all I will say is, I will truly pray for your mis-educated mind, and:
The weak or the strong, who got it goin on(Thank you, Biggie Smalls)
Yo Big Al, Ya Dead Wrong
The weak or the strong, who got it goin on
Yo Big Al, Ya dead wrong
While I am on this subject, true love is colorblind. True love is strictly a matter between the hearts of the lovers. No one can predict where Cupid's arrows may land.
In saying all of this, what's up with this latest trend of athletes, entertainers, rappers (Lil Wayne and Yung Berg) who feel the need to verbally diss brown and ebony sisters.
Date who you gonna date, Playa, but stop with the self-hate. We got our hands full (i.e., Donald Chump) with others who feel it's their 24/7 J-O-B to hate on us...
Think, Think, It Ain't Illegal Yet - George Clinton