Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Dick Cheney, aka Tin Man, speaks from his new heart on Obama

It was once written:
You shall judge a man by his enemies as well as by his friends. 

If this quote rings true, which I believe to be so, President Barack Obama will forever be held in high esteem by those questing fairness, equality and justice.

His sworn enemies: Dick Evil Darth Vader Cheney and the washed up rock star turned hunter, Ted Nugent -- he would hunt your family pet and then brag about it -- are two of the most rancid and repugnant carbon based lifeforms to walk our earth.

Well, Ted and Dick decided to tell us what they really think about our Prez.

The Dick first:

"He (Obama) has been an unmitigated disaster to the country. I can't think of a time when I felt it was more important for us to defeat an incumbent president today with respect to Barack Obama. I think he has been an unmitigated disaster to the country"

And Ted Nutjob:

 "If Barack Obama becomes the president in November, again, I will be either be dead or in jail by this time next year."

Dick, fresh from getting a new ticker, wasted no time to grab the mic and spew his warped venom. He acts as  if we all forgot about him and W - Dumb and Dumber. Nah Dick we remember that you two were the ones that jacked up our economy, damaged our energy policy, failed to get Osama, had the biggest American soil attack - 9/11 happen on your watch, lied to get us in Iraq, turned our budget surplus into huge deficits, was asleep at the wheel when Hurricane Katrina was wrecking havoc, while hunting drunk you shot a man in the face and the beat goes on...

Damn Dick, you think we are that stupid...sit your dumb and inept ass down in a rocking chair somewhere and leave us the F**k alone. You already created a Grand Canyon size mess.

Now on to the next one,  Ted Nutjob. Who are you and why? Enuff said.


  1. Unmitigated disaster to the country? It's funny how Dick and others seem to forget the Bush administration. It's as if Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones used the neuralyzer on everyone.

    Bush left Obama 8 years worth of dirty dishes in the kitchen and everyone expects him to clean them in 4.

    The way I see it, Obama has done more in 4 years than Bush ever did in 8.

  2. @Adonis...great line -- the neuralyzer -- seems Dumb and Dumber thinks it makes us even more unaware of what happened on their watch. My thing is that we can not and should not go backwards to our future. Pass it on...plez.