Friday, May 4, 2012

Michele Bachman continues to double down on dumb

And the dueling banjos play on...

Not to be out Sarah Palined, Michele Bachmann continues to demand equal time to demonstrate her specialness:

Rep. Michele Bachmann accused President Barack Obama of “waving a tar baby in the air” by blaming oil speculators for the “poor choices” he’s made for energy policy.

“This is just about waving a tar baby in the air and saying that something else is a problem. I have never seen a more irresponsible president who is infantile in the way that he continually blames everybody else for his failure to first diagnose the problem, and second, to address the problem. It’s always everyone else’s fault,” the Minnesota Republican told Florida-based conservative blog The Shark Tank in an interview on Wednesday. source

I get it Bachman, you yell foul (and demand an apology from NBC, Roots and Jimmy Fallon) when the Roots played an all instrumental version of a song (no lyrics) for your entrance to a night talk show called Lying Ass Bitch, a song so obscure you were unaware until Questlove (drummer for the roots) tweeting about their stunt; yet, you have no problem using highly loaded racial language when discussing Obama's energy plan.

And in a recent interview after endorsing Mitt Romney, Bachman declared:

... Michele Bachmann gave an interview to the Christian Broadcasting Network, producing this interesting bit of revisionist 2012 history:
Michele Bachmann: What they [the media] focus on is kind of amazing, when it looks like the house is burning down around us, that’s what they care about.
David Brody: You ran pretty much an impeccable campaign, in terms of a mistake free campaign.
Michele Bachmann: Thank you, it really was.
David Brody: It pretty much was.
Bachmann: It really was, we were extremely careful, and we were almost mistake free, but for those two points, Elvis Presley’s birthday and John Wayne’s birthplace. I’ve apologized, and we moved beyond. 

Mistake free and impeccable?

Doubling Down on Dumb

After the most embarrassing, entertaining, dumbest clown shows on our planet -- this past GOP presidential nomination fiasco -- one of the head clowns has the audacity to be proud of her body of work.  Just look at the list of potential nominees the GOP offered up in the last one year of GOP madness: Sarah Palin, Donald Trump, Herman Cain, Newt Gingrich, Rick Santorum and not to mention the crazy uncle Ron Paul living in their attic.

These half-wits and no-wits losers made the life of being a comedian a lap of luxury. Comedians didn't have to work hard, embellish or exaggerate. All they had to do is roll the tape -- and folks laughed at these buffoons.  But the strangest reaction kept recurring time after time; instead of wising up they doubled down on dumb and blamed the mainstream media.

You can play a tape of Palin being Palin, Bachman being Bachman, Cain being Cain, Newt being well whomever he is at any particular moment, with no edits or additions and these characters will yell foul and tell their hommies (fellow right-wing nut jobs) this is another example of MSM bias - go figure.

And now we are left with clown numero uno, Mitt Romney - a man with at least four recorded positions on each issue. As I stated, the dueling banjos play on...

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