Trump’s ‘big’ announcement: $5M in exchange for Obama’s college records

Mr. Comb-Over

How do you spell buffoon?

 T-R-U-M-P. 

Mr Comb-Over, AKA Sir Dumbo informed the country he had a huge October surprise for President Obama. This is the same Dumbo that Mitt Romney held a press conference with to announce with a beam:

Donald Trump, with all his credibility and intelligence (try saying that with a straight face), has decided to support Mitt Romney -- two peas in a pod, for sure.


The media bit and gave this clown airtime. So, true to form, Sir Dumbo took to the airwaves -- as promised -- and delivered the goods:

"Barack Obama is the least transparent president in the history of this country," Trump said in a video shot from his New York office and uploaded to YouTube. "I'm very honored to have gotten him to release his long-form birth certificate or whatever it may be."

"I have a deal for the president," Trump continued. "If Barack Obama opens up and gives his college records and applications and if he gives his passport applications and records I will give to a charity of his choice—inner-city children in Chicago, American Cancer Society, AIDS research, anything he wants—a check immediately for $5 million."

Watch the video for laughs!